Top Ten These are the top ten things the Yankees have always wanted to say. Taken from one of the late night shows the day before the parade. (10.29.99)
10. Take off the Yankee hat, Hillary.
9. You haven't lived until you've scratched yourself in front of 20
million viewers.
8. You know how you have to give 100%? When you play the Marlins, you
gotta give 40 or 50%.
7. Late Show audiences are the best in the world.
6. We didn't win because of our pitching or hitting, we won because of
our fans!
5. I really like saying things I don't mean to get cheap applause.
4. Man oh man do I love betting on baseball.
3. I don't play for the money, I play because I like having guys pat me
on my ass.
2. Chicks dig me.
1. I was rooting for the Braves.
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